Do Mine Instead(pretty dirty Meme)

[Renfield]

1. Is there one of your friends you would ever consider having sex with?


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?


4. Pork, beef, or chicken?


5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?


6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?


7. Shower or bath?


8. Do you pee in the shower?


9. Mexican or Chinese?


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?


11. Do you love one of your friends?


12. Do you know anyone on this site IRL?


13. Love or money?


14. Credit cards or cash?


15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?


16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?


17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?


18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?


20. Ever been to a bar?


21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?


22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?


23. Kissed someone of the same sex?


24. Favorite drink?


25. Had sex in a movie theater?


26. Had sex in a bathroom?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?


28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?


29. Bought something from an adult store?


30. Have you been caught having sex?


31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?


32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

[Pale-Wolf]

1. Is there one of your friends you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The corner


4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes, but they never paid me. :C

7. Shower or bath?
Both!

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Eww, no.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A bit of both, I do like to be bitten.

11. Do you love one of your friends?
I love all my friends!!--Oh wait, like passionately-more-than-friends?....No.

12. Do you know anyone on this site IRL?
...Sure?

13. Love or money?
Love! I know, I sounded fake right there.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes...*glare*

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping! Hell ya!

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In tent at a Christian camp! (I'm going to Hell)

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No. I love my head-hair.


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. But I've stripped.

20. Ever been to a bar?
When I was a baby.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I wish...

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Hell ya!!

24. Favorite drink?
...anything but Brandy (burnd my throat)

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. Wanted to though.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Always wanted to try it. Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. I'm that good.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
....Yeah....but it's of my pussy.

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Emily or Jaxon.

[EmilyHunter]

1. Is there one of your friends you would ever consider having sex with?
I don't think I'd ever consider going all the way, but pretty darn close.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Fuck- Anytime of day is good for me.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Uh, I guess that depends on the bed and who else is in it.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken. I'm not a big fan of anything else. Unless it's bacon!

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once, but I never actually did. I couldn't do it so I got back in the car and drove like 3 miles and then I pucked in the car.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. I'm a slutty bitchy wench whore, but doing it for money would imply that I have to work for it. Which I don't.

7. Shower or bath?
Bath for relaxing. Showers are prefect for hot sex and masturbation.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Ew, nasty! That's how foot fungus is spred.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Well if the Mexicans go at it all the bloody time, they must at least be decent in bed. I dated a guy who was half chineses. Wasn't so impresive. Oh wait-- this is about food? Oh. Well then...


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I do like the teeth, I must say. The amount of hickies I have is proof of that, but some sweet lovin is good too. So I guess, I like both.

11. Do you love one of your friends?
Not as anything more than a friend. And that's why I'm always carful with the FWB. (Friends with Bennifits, for all you dumb asses out there.)

12. Do you know anyone on this site IRL?
Sure I do. I get around.

13. Love or money?
Can't I just have both?

14. Credit cards or cash?
I perfur cash. It's easier to show off to all my friends.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
At times, yes. But in all honesty, I love my family. No matter how weird they are.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I love camping. There's so many more places to get down and dirty. With a hotel you've got, what? A bedroom and a bathroom. I can do that at home.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I got pretty hot and heavy once in a car. It was so uncomfterable.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money am I getting? And do I get to mud wrestle with girls in bikknis afterwords?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I am a strip club!

20. Ever been to a bar?
Once, when I was 12 I was dared to sneak into a bar. I did and didn't get cought for 15 minutes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Well, yeah! You're kinda underage at 12.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I've never been drunk. Wait- yeah, I have, but it wasn't on alcohol. It was energy drinks and I didn't get carried out anywhere. I had some hot lovin though...

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Amazingly, no. I'm sure I would though. I've wanted to.

24. Favorite drink?
Is still white and creamy!

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Oh yeah! When the movie gets boring, I just blow my date. Kidding.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Shower, duh! But if you mean I public bathroom, Well, I have a feeling that this Friday is going to be eventful so...I'll have to get back to you on that.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I once had phone sex while I was babysitting. Does that count?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, it was rather entriging.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Course not. Which is rather a surpise. I am a screamer.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No. I could give someone one though...

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well, I did and I'm sure they're are more then a few of you out there who do too.

[Jaxon Black]

1. Is there one of your friends you would ever consider having sex with?
yes... *shifty eyes* no i dont cheet on my wife... not me... *shifty eyes*
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
RIGHT NOW!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
i cover the whole thing, if you want a spot, get under me.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
bloody beef
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
like all the bloody time....
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
when i was in the marines *shivvers* if you think the Navy is bad....
7. Shower or bath?
shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
what kinda question is this?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
food or chicks?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Im the agresser damn it! (talk to emily)
11. Do you love one of your friends?
I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!!
12. Do you know anyone on this site IRL?
hell yeah
13. Love or money?
Money
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash, it cant be traced
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
hell yeah... most of them
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping...
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
the circus
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
*is intregued* how much money?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
*laughs* hell yeah
20. Ever been to a bar?
like every day
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
*bows head* uh huh
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
O.O no.... not me.... never...
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
ONCE!!! ONCE DAMN IT!!! i hate you Rennie....
24. Favorite drink?
RUM!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
yes...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
in the movie theater
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
like all the time
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
oh please
29. Bought something from an adult store?
NOOO!!! *scarcasum*
30. Have you been caught having sex?
heh heh heh yeah
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
EVERYONE HAS NAUGHTY PIC'S OF ME!!
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
dont know and dont care

[Renfield]

1. Is there one of your friends you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh, well yeah

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon-Evening, the morning is for SLEEP

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side is against the wall

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
PORK O_o I love everything that comes off a pig, good stuff.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Maybe...ok well for free doesnt count as money, but NEXT time is for money

7. Shower or bath?
Shower, I dont like stewing in a tub of my own filth

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Everyone does, I dont care what they say.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Both food and penis wise, Chinese. Japanese is my favorite, but thats not an option is it? (mmh sushi )

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive like a motherfucking TIGER

11. Do you love one of your friends?
love-love no, but friend-love yes.

12. Do you know anyone on this site IRL?
Yep

13. Love or money?
$$$

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash please

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Anyone from mother's side other than her and her mother. Also my brother.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel. Sorry all you campers, but i like to be squeaky clean as much as possible and camping is dirty.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bathroom of a sushi resturant

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
depends on how much money :/

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
TITTIE BARS FTW

20. Ever been to a bar?
yes

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
nope

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yep

24. Favorite drink?
Full Throttle (black flavor)

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
sounds dirty

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
already said yes bitch

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Hell no, but came DAMN close

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not that I know of *paranoid*

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Uum...fuck if I know. All the people I'd mention already have

[Prof. Alice Liddle]

Reading all these I feel so fucking vanilla. FUCK YOU ALL! *GAH SCREAMS AND PANTS*

[Jaxon Black]

your only 20 alice.. you have a LONG time to add more shit.

[Renfield]

Yeah, no prob, theres plenty of time to go on and do horrible perverted things!!!

[Prof. Alice Liddle]

Eh my problem is that I tend to attract vanilla people who never like my ideas. So I want to be beat with a belt. That doesn't make me strange.

[EmilyHunter]

For the most part, my answers on this have totally changed.

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