Professor Mary Smithwater

Prof. Alice Liddle Mon May 26, 2008 10:48 pm

Name: Professor Mary Smithwater or her alter ego Princess Stinkyfluff the third

Gender: Female
penis: Ash, 13 1/3 inch, gryffintalon claw.
Age: 27

Class: Divinations

Prefered House:

History: Her childhood was fairly normal, except for the few years she thought she was a skunk after a rather nasty bump to the head. Yeah her family went through a lot of carpet. That experience however left her with a special feeling of fellowship with small furry creatures and the years of shock therapy after it is what she believes gave her the gift of divination. Her mother was a muggle and her father was a wizard so it was up in the air whether she would get a letter or if they could trust sending her but she did and she went. Grades in all her other classes were average but again where she excelled was the sketchy magic of reading tea leaves and crystal balls. After graduating Hogwarts she spent a few years doing various mundane jobs. When she was asked to come back and teach the only class she was ever good at she jumped at the chance. Litterally she jumped and ended up knocking herself out for 4 hours. Don’t let the weird quirks and the scent of cheap liquor and clove cigarettes put you off she knows what she is doing when it comes to her class. Actually during divinations class at her time at Hogwarts was the only time where she seemed like a normal person. If she can manage to keep composed or slightly tipsy during the rest of her time at the school she should make a fairly effective teacher.

Appearance: A frazzled looking woman with long brown hair that is always back in a ponytail. Her green eyes always look dazed and far off. Her robes are always crooked and often put on backwards. Most times it looks like she just woke up found the thing that was the most clean and threw it on before running out the door.

Attitude: When sober she is well fairly manic. She seems to have limitless energy to spend on any stupid idea that pops in her head for example gluing a jar of peanut butter to the table. HEY it seemed like a good idea at the time. When she is drinking which is 78.6% of the time she is more subdued but not together there.

Pets: An army of hamsters. They do her bidding MUAHAHA. Actually she just gets drunk and demands they run on their wheels,

Anamagius: none
Special abilitys: Umm is pissing yourself in public on four different occasions with out any feeling of shame a skill or an illness?